Today was ok, except maths, seriously every time I go to that lesson I feel like DYING because of the people on my table ugh. Also when I got home I thought I would practice trampolining because we are doing it in P.E and my routine is rubbish. But my trampoline was all wet and gross and ew and so I tried to clean it but it failed badly, I am resigned to doing badly in p.e I mean gymnastics is hell too. Tonight I have parents evening, sigh. My dad just came in and said ‘so do I need to beat any teachers up for you tonight?’ oh god, this will not be good. I have 11 appointments and I am scared of seeing my history teacher because most likely I will laugh at him, and also I think he hates me because I always talk to the girl next to me, whom he has nicknamed ‘gossip queen’. Also I think he heard me say that he was hitler’s son, simply because jemima said they had a similar body shape. Oopssss